---'; $vrule = '|'; // Action :: update count and getimage if ($img) { $xcnt = @mysql_query( "SELECT * FROM counts WHERE uid='$img'", $connection ) or die ( "Couldn't select img info." ); while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($xcnt)) { $url = $row['url']; $cnt = $row['cnt']+1; @mysql_query( "UPDATE counts SET cnt='$cnt' WHERE uid='$img'", $connection ) or die ( "Couldn't update download count." ); header ( "Location: $url" ); exit; } } // Function :: get image links and current download counts function getCount( $dlid ) { global $connection; $xcnt = @mysql_query( "SELECT * FROM counts WHERE uid='$dlid'", $connection ) or die ( "Couldn't select download count." ); while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($xcnt)) { $ext = strtoupper(substr($row['url'], -3)); $icn = ''; $downloadURL = $icn . ' ' . $ext . ' [ ' . $row['cnt'] . ' downloads ]'; } echo $downloadURL; } // Function :: get Custom Sign links and current download counts function getCustomSign( $wid ) { global $connection; $scnt = @mysql_query( "SELECT * FROM counts WHERE uid='$wid'", $connection ) or die ( "Couldn't select download count." ); while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($scnt)) { $showSign = '

Custom Poster

'; $showSign .= '

W Is Still... custom anti-Bush sign of dissent ( free 17x11 PDF version )
' . "\n"; $showSign .= 'PDF Custom PDF [ ' . $row['cnt'] . ' downloads ]

' . "\n"; $showSign .= '

' . "\n"; $showSign .= 'Type your text here:

'."\n"; $showSign .= '

'."\n"; } echo $showSign; } ?> Blood For Oil » W : Still An Idiot

W : Still An Idiot

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Create your own custom poster!

Hours after Bush & Co. stole the election (again), new "W" gear was up for sale on GeorgeWBush.com. We've parodied the signs here, and recreated their custom sign generator for your enjoyment. Just type in your snarky text and hit the "create poster" button. A custom poster in PDF format will be generated and uploaded to your desktop. Just think of the possibilities! Make some to annoy your favorite Bushies.